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The school computers are dreadful.

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They’re like, freezing. I’ll be happy to even get this post up.

But there’s Monday off. Hah!

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September 29, 2006 at 5:30 pm

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Good:
-Monday off, Wednesday’s a half day.
-Vincent always has his textbooks that we can borrow. In case we forget something.
-The Doppler Effect, which makes the honking horns outside my window kind of cool.
-I’m going to ace tomorrow’s math test.
-Why do I know so many foreign swearwords?

Bad:
-We did like nothing in gym.
-I so screwed my English paper.
-Even though I’m cool with Dan now, he keeps calling me “crusty pizza.” I maybe part-Italian but I am NOT crusty! Actually, that’s the title of the STD photo (the link is within my blog, and does not contain the picture) he showed me. Vivid, huh?
Another thing I screwed at school was my locker my Global Studies homework. There was a lot wrong with it, but the thing is, she said my handwriting was crap and suggested I typed from now on. FYI, Ms. K (as she will be referred to), I am handwriting my assignments for you because when I become famous, if you’re enough of a control freak to keep all your papers, it’s just like having an autograph! Except you don’t have to clumsily ask for it while I’m hiding from the public with my oversized sunglasses.
ewww

Funny:
-Caroline’s fake Hindi accent. Unconvincing, but really funny.
-The English teacher. Screamingly funny.

Creepy:
-The Oprah episode that Mom’s watching. Stop smiling, you pedophile! It’s really scary.
This is my most cynical post, ever. On any of the blogs I’ve ever written. Also the only one with pictures.

Myspace users are freepy. To outline this, I wrote a short story, but it’s not finished.

Goodbye, I have to put away the laundry.

Written by envika

September 29, 2006 at 1:04 am

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Ha!

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This is the site of the day. By far. Leave comments.

Written by envika

September 28, 2006 at 5:03 am

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I don’t like Mondays.

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English sucks really bad. Not because of the teacher. Because your mom is totally hot. Because of that paper due tomorrow which I will now fail.

Written by envika

September 26, 2006 at 2:34 am

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Hmmmmmm

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Seeing a depraved shock image depicting an STD – bad
Being trolled into seeing a depraved shock image depicting an STD – really bad
Being trolled into seeing a depraved shock image depicting an STD when your mother just so happens to be looking your way – Murdersome.

I talked my way out (truthfully of course), but now she doesn’t trust one of my friends. So in that respect it sucks. I’m gonna have trouble with girls for years after seeing that. As my brother said, “pretty scary though, huh? that’s why you need to wrap that shit up”.

Seconds before Daniel trolled me,
8:09:47 PM daniel: liam2>liam
8:09:52 PM me: every saturday night
8:09:54 PM daniel: liam2 has double the liam
8:09:56 PM daniel: so
8:09:59 PM daniel: its better
8:10:01 PM daniel: liam1
8:10:04 PM daniel: is inferior
8:10:07 PM daniel: to
8:10:09 PM daniel: liam2
8:10:25 PM daniel: liam2 crossed the border from iraq to iran without getting shot

8:11:13 was the time of the sacred message, which I will delete because people will click it.

But I go to John’s house tomorrow, so it’s cool. Good night[mares].

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September 23, 2006 at 7:17 am

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Start yer football game already!

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It’s early to think about this, but someone needs to have a cool New Years’ party. With hot girls. No more of this “sausage party” business. Not that I go to these things much. Or at all.

Here’s how it looks up until next Monday:

Tomorrow – day off. Lots of homework and finally organizing my binder.
Wednesday – 8:08 to 3:30 with only a break for lunch. And because of our stupid evil schedule, we don’t have lunch at the same time as everyone else. And my science teacher is…strange.
Thursday: Off-campus gym in the morning, then only three afternoon classes. Sexy.
Friday: First period free. Otherwise, not that great.
Saturday: Party at John’s house! …with his parents. Sweet. There will be much SimCity-ing.
Sunday: Come back home. Sad.
Monday: School again, but I have two frees, one of which is last period.

Somebody’s playing really, really loud Albanian pop music. It’s either outside, or it’s our neighbor in the studio apartment. It’s kinda like Indian music. It’s kinda cool except that I think it’s the same song over and over. I’m about to eat some Trader Joe’s raspberry apple sauce. Unless Mom killed it off already. Goodbye.

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September 19, 2006 at 5:32 am

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I’ve got a free second period. Time to ramble.

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Because nobody else has a free. Except my class. And they all suck. The kid sitting next to me is reading this, so I’d better not say anything defamatory or I might get sued. Or shot. It’s hard out there for a pimp.

Everybody is boring. I’m gonna go hang out in the nerd hallway. Which is also my hallway. Because I’m a nerd. Victory!

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September 18, 2006 at 6:03 pm

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