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Archive for October 2006

I don’t like Wednesdays.

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Mostly because we have class from 8:08 to 3:30 with a break for lunch that isn’t the same time as everyone else’s. But Thursdays rule, the prospect of Thursday is cool. Class in twenty minutes. English. Or Spanish. What do I know?

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October 25, 2006 at 9:16 pm

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Humor.

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10:13:29 PM sean: ok
10:13:41 PM sean: pwn math and SS?
10:13:43 PM sean: YOU?
10:13:48 PM me: hells yeah!
10:13:55 PM sean: haha
10:14:01 PM sean: stop messin wit my head

G’night.

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October 25, 2006 at 7:15 am

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Negligence is illegal, isn’t it?

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Well, I’ve been neglecting this blog for a while. I was going to post at lunch, but I had to get to class. A summary of the week since Monday:
Monday: Nothing special. Finished up the board for the hellth project (hell + th).
Tuesday: Presented. Or tried to. Except someone (blame-shifting time) left the notecards in the hallway, but the teacher was cool and let us present “first thing next class” and we’d be dropped a plus or minus. I ate at the Sugar Bar, which was very good. Of course, then I had to go home and work frantically. I was up until 12:30, which never happens. I called one of the other guys in the group and found out that he was sick, but I still did all that I needed to do.
Wednesday: We didn’t present, so I was happy. But I was completely out of it all day.
Thursday: Happy day. I went to the off-campus class, then came back for three classes in the afternoon (including a Global test, the class of which I almost fell asleep in the day before. I aced it, and I know it).
Friday (today): Finally presented. There was some last-minute panic as Marissa lost her notecards, but we sorted it out. We went in, and thought we were horrible, but a few people said it was okay, so I say a fundamental B, which will become a B- for being stupid and not being able to present on Tuesday.

One other thing I should mention: I made some people crack up in math class, when I successfully answered a question that he hadn’t explicitly taught us how to answer, and we had to figure it out. I didn’t really know how I got the answer, so when he asked me how I did it, I answered, with a dead serious expression, “Because I’m a leet haxor.” There was an eerie moment of silence before the outburst of laughs (I’m a bad comedian, so I laughed too, once it had sunk in what I actually said). Someone said, “WTF?” (literally), but she was an AOLer who didn’t understand the subtle difference between leetspeak and noobspeak.

Poor teach’ didn’t get it. Maybe it’s better that way.

Why am I listening to Terror Squad right now?

Update: Hilarious conversation, on the subject of Jaclyn (search through the July/august archive)

8:43:06 PM andrea: She showed us this picture
8:43:10 PM andrea: *his
8:43:18 PM andrea: and then she started talking about how he had really liked her
8:43:23 PM andrea: and she thought he was ugly
8:43:29 PM me: outright lies
8:43:30 PM andrea: but then she saw “what a nice butt he had”
8:43:32 PM andrea: I know
8:43:35 PM me: OOOOOH
8:43:36 PM andrea: I don’t think anyone would like her
8:43:38 PM me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
8:43:38 PM andrea: so then
8:43:40 PM andrea: I said
8:44:02 PM andrea: “Well, next time you see him. Just go up to him and say
8:44:13 PM andrea: HEY!!! nice butt.”
8:44:19 PM andrea: and then wink
8:44:28 PM andrea: “That’s how I got my boyfriend”
8:44:30 PM me: (makes uncharacteristic high-pitched scream)
8:44:34 PM andrea: yeah
8:44:39 PM andrea: but it was funny
8:44:41 PM me: do you have a boyfriend?
8:44:43 PM andrea: and she believed me
8:44:44 PM andrea: no
8:44:47 PM andrea: that’s what makes it funnier
8:44:51 PM me: tee hee
8:44:54 PM me: owned
8:45:01 PM andrea: and she said
8:45:02 PM andrea: “OH!”
8:45:05 PM andrea: “YAY!”
8:45:09 PM andrea: “THANK YOU!!”
8:45:31 PM me: Oh my…words cannot describe how utterly stupid that is.
8:45:40 PM andrea: I know…
8:45:47 PM andrea: meanwhile we were all cracking up
8:45:51 PM andrea: and then Kathryn asked me
8:45:56 PM me: ooh, you laughed?
8:45:58 PM andrea: “Andrea, do you even HAVE a boyfriend?”
8:46:02 PM me: ah
8:46:05 PM andrea: and I said “no.”
8:46:10 PM andrea: It was very interesting
8:46:13 PM andrea: I meant it as a joke
8:46:20 PM andrea: however…Jaclyn didn’t take it that way.
8:46:29 PM me: she took it as advice

It’s funny because nobody will ever be attracted to Jaclyn. Good night.

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October 21, 2006 at 5:00 am

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Lidle, etc.

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Reading over Dad’s shoulder is entertaining. For this one morning in the Daily News, everything was Lidle, Lidle, Lidle. Oh, and some other guy died too. Whatever, Cory Lidle, a baseball player, died. But the other guy? Tyler Stanger, the flight instructor? Who’s gonna write about him? NOBODY! Don’t get me wrong, I’m probably as down about this as you are (unless you’re a Boston fan, in which case I will laugh at you because we got into the playoffs and you didn’t). I always liked to watch him pitch, even when he wasn’t a Yankee. But does it take a celebrity dying to realize what happens when a plane goes down?

I also find it funny that nobody’s asked Arthur Rhodes about this. Arthur Rhodes plays for the Phillies, and famously hated Lidle for a long time. Whaddaya say now?

Why am I writing about baseball? Why not? Who said I can’t write about what I want to?

Hmmm. I turned on the TV and listened to the blues channel on MusicChoice. It was gangster.

Short

Paragraphs

Rule.

Goodbye.

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October 13, 2006 at 1:35 am

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Boo, you whore!

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Do I have to write useless crap in AOL speak to make people go here? I’m not a poet.

Props to Gabby for lending me a calculator for the science test. It could be a perfect day, depending on how I did on that health quiz. G’afternoon.

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October 10, 2006 at 8:37 pm

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In Soviet Union, TEACHER PASSES YOU!

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I so got an 83 on an English paper that I deserved to fail. The Global test was easy as hell, and I get to go to 1337 hax0r pizza place tonight with my dad and one of his friends. If you read the Worldfreeweb blog carefully back in the day, you might remember the name. Muaahahahahahahgaaaaayahg hudeua8webfgusek rghuisrevy ersygbvregiteyr gti7

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October 5, 2006 at 11:12 pm

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