Stoopid Sheep

baaaah

Quotes

with 3 comments

“If you’re sick at home, I don’t want you to do work. I want you to eat burned toast and watch bad TV!” – English teacher

“I spent all summer reproducing, how about you?” – English teacher

“i am sure, that if i knew what that meant, i would be rolling on the floor and puking my guts out” — Stephen (over AIM hence the lack of capitalization)

“It’s Ray, He’s Gay, J.K. *, We’re Gonna Go Pee In The Hallway” — Kevin

“You should get automatic sainthood if you stick a pencil through your ear and it comes out the other without you getting hurt” — Daniel (S)

8:54:47 PM me: i had a slimjim today, it was awesome
8:55:04 PM laiya: fuck you you bastard
8:55:14 PM me: you’re mean
8:55:27 PM laiya: you’re mean!
8:55:36 PM laiya: you’re taunting me about being a vegetarian!
8:55:42 PM me: i’m sorry
8:55:50 PM me: i respect your decision
8:55:56 PM me: but i lament what you are missing

6:57:38 PM [name withheld]: hotornot.com is kool
6:57:48 PM [name withheld]: they have some hot chicks
6:57:52 PM [name withheld]: but w/e
6:58:08 PM [name withheld]: theres plenty more sites for that (wink wink)

12:32:04 PM Daniel W: holy crap my chinese food is here
12:32:06 PM Daniel W: >.>
12:32:38 PM Me: the only good chinese food near me
12:32:49 PM Me: takes like 3 hours to get here
12:32:52 PM Daniel W: the guy lookss like u liam

*”just kidding” for all you tards that didn’t know

Ross told me to update. South Park is on, now! Bye…

Advertisements

Written by envika

March 1, 2007 at 7:34 am

Posted in Uncategorized

3 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. i’ve always wondered why they teach us what some philosopher dude said thousands of years ago while comments of equal intelligence, such as those made over aim concerning the likenesses of chinese food delivery boys, are withheld from the curriculum.

    John

    March 1, 2007 at 8:00 am

  2. i should really say “delivery people” in an effort to be politically correct. and you should fix your time stamp: this was posted at 10:02 pm.

    John

    March 1, 2007 at 8:02 am

  3. I think I fixed it

    envika

    March 4, 2007 at 1:35 pm


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: