Stoopid Sheep

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Liam’s Collexione of Olde Quoths

with 3 comments

Quotes added to the database earlier are lower down in the list.

4:30:41 PM Kevin: lol its that makeshift xanga in your profile

11:32:44 PM Caroline: AYOTECHNOLOGYYYYY

Jack: “At Hebrew school it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in God…because neither does anyone else.”

7:16:12 PM [withheld]: when we were little we played
7:16:14 PM [withheld]: “doctor”
7:16:17 PM Me: in a sort of non specific way
7:16:26 PM Me: wow, did he check you out?
7:16:30 PM [withheld]: lmao
7:16:35 PM [withheld]: yes
7:16:38 PM [withheld]: i like
7:16:41 PM [withheld]: held his dick…..
7:16:54 PM [withheld]: the mom walked in on us once..
7:16:56 PM [withheld]: she was like
7:16:57 PM [withheld]: OMGG
7:16:59 PM [withheld]: guys!
7:17:02 PM Me: …
7:17:02 PM Me: …
7:17:03 PM Me: …
7:17:04 PM Me: …
7:17:05 PM [withheld]: we didn’t know it was so wrong!
7:17:06 PM Me: …
7:17:06 PM Me: …
7:17:07 PM Me: …
7:17:08 PM Me: …
7:17:08 PM Me: …
7:17:12 PM Me: no more.
7:17:17 PM Me: that was unnecessary.
7:17:19 PM [withheld]: I went to 3rd [base] in kindergarden, bitch!

8:38:25 PM Ray: im feelin
8:38:26 PM Ray: some nap time
8:38:28 PM Ray: when do you have
8:38:29 PM Ray: your frees
8:38:31 PM Ray we will
8:38:33 PM Ray: block up the whole way
8:38:34 PM Ray: with our
8:38:35 PM Ray: blankets
8:38:36 PM Ray: and pillows
8:38:37 PM Ray: and go
8:38:39 PM Ray: STOP BITCH
8:38:40 PM Ray: NAP TIME
8:38:41 PM Ray: MOVE OUTTA THE WAY

10:21:55 PM Kevin: your mom sounded hot on the phone morgan
10:21:57 PM Morgan: is this the greetings i get each time?

10:27:28 PM Caroline: FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT WHORE SLUT FUCK

10:34:23 PM Joon: STATEN ISLAND
10:34:29 PM Joon: FRIGGEN GARBAGE DUMP
10:34:30 PM Joon: RAWR

7:40:15 PM Me: MORGANNNNNNN
7:40:20 PM Morgan: sorry
7:40:22 PM Morgan: went afk
7:40:22 PM Kevin: where is that little morganism hidding
7:40:26 PM Kevin: HAVING A MORGASM PERHAPS?
7:40:26 PM Morgan: OMG
7:40:30 PM Morgan: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME [THAT]

7:42:44 PM Kevin: LOL MORGAN HAS A MAC?
7:42:44 PM Me: no, i do
7:42:45 PM Kevin: OH MY GOD
7:42:46 PM Kevin: WHITEY

7:53:43 PM Kevin: i mean the relationships are so long and beautiful, THERE IS TRUE LOVE IN MIDDLESCHOOL [this was a while ago]

7:54:58 PM Marissa: yvonne sits at her computer and then types random things and then cackles for like an hour, then hits send

9:05:19 PM Andrea: we had this big “discussion”
9:05:21 PM Andrea: urgh
9:05:24 PM Me: ?
9:05:24 PM Andrea: this girl in my school
9:05:28 PM Andrea: has hair on her throat
9:05:33 PM Me: …whoa
9:05:41 PM Stephanie: ew
9:05:43 PM Andrea: this HUGE PATCH of hair
9:05:47 PM Andrea: on her throat
9:05:48 PM Stephanie: ew
9:05:50 PM Stephanie: duble ew
9:05:50 PM Andrea: it’s practically fur
9:05:53 PM Andrea: it’s disgusting
9:05:56 PM Me: did you SEE it?
9:05:59 PM Stephanie: sounds like liam
9:06:06 PM Andrea: YES
9:06:08 PM Me: go die in a fire stephanie
9:06:11 PM Andrea: I just about threw up
9:06:11 PM Stephanie: jk
9:06:18 PM Andrea: you guys love each other .>

5:44:32 PM anna (clearly not my real mom): do you want to know?
5:44:37 PM anna: your daddy?
5:44:42 PM me: YES 🙂
5:44:45 PM anna: it was a sheep.
5:44:50 PM anna: yes, your mom had sex with a sheep

8:34:27 PM me: oh god you’d hate him
8:34:29 PM caroline: haha
8:34:39 PM caroline: why is he ugly?
8:34:44 PM caroline: cuz if hes not i prob wont hate him
8:34:47 PM caroline: [shallow moment]
8:34:47 PM caroline: haha
8:34:57 PM me: how am i supposed to know
8:35:06 PM caroline: guys always say that, and they know.
the subject shall remain nameless…

Me: Why do you have that huge pocket in your jacket? What do you put there?
Stephen: Porn mags, CDs, and lots of bubble gum.

7:14:43 PM me: I FINISHED MY TERM PAPER!
7:14:56 PM stephen: woot
7:15:31 PM stephen: …yes…?
7:15:44 PM me: did you?
7:15:51 PM stephen: yessss
7:16:07 PM stephen: you wanna go get congratulatory underwear?
7:16:13 PM me: sure
7:16:16 PM me: when did you finish
7:16:22 PM stephen: i dunno
7:16:26 PM stephen: i found it finished
7:16:34 PM stephen: heh
7:16:34 PM me: plagiarized?
7:16:44 PM stephen: you wish

Me: Man, I got drenched yesterday. No umbrella…
Sam: I beat up some little kid and carried him and used him as one.

“STAB ME WITH AN ARROW, SHOOT ME AND RIP MY EYES OUT!” – Joe on the Facebook profile picture of a certain…person.

“If you’re sick at home, I don’t want you to do work. I want you to eat burned toast and watch bad TV!” – English teacher, first day of school

“Did I say ‘exactly’ enough times?” – Math teacher

“That’s funny-ish.” – Caroline

“My chair’s on fire, BRB” – Stephen

“Basketballbasketballbasketball!!!!! Sorry, I had a … basketball-gasm.” – Charisma

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Written by envika

May 18, 2007 at 9:58 am

3 Responses

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  1. LMFAO make more of these!
    its my LIFE ❤

    CAROLINE.

    August 20, 2007 at 10:29 pm

  2. Andrea (aka slagathor, slaggy, the ugly one) can predict the future.

    Steph

    August 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm

  3. im in there
    oh shit

    kevin

    September 12, 2007 at 4:43 pm


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