Oh my God.

I’ve come a long way, that’s for sure. Facebook hegemony appears to have ruined my reader base, but it’s all good. This blog is effectively retired anyway. Goodnight, loves.

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i’m a little bit tired. sophomore year isn’t as easy as i had expected it to be.

wait what?

wow i forgot that this thing even existed. anyways, school starts up tomorrow, which does suck quite a lot but i’m kinda ready for it. avoid using the united states postal service at all costs. eventually you guys may see another update, keep readin’.

damn

just when i thought the workload was gonna be easier, this bio term paper sneaks up on me. i’m about halfway done with revisions, wish me some luck will ya?

i like to write on this thing occasionally. it gives me a sense that somewhere i have an outlet for brief, pointless musings. i’ma make a list of upcoming work, ‘k?

1. spanish test tomorrow (not worried at all)
2. english essay draft monday, final draft i think the week after (fairly worried)
3. weird abstract english project involving me and two other people being teacher-for-a-day (workload is split, not terribly worried)
4. catcher in the rye creative project (i like that book somewhat, so i guess i could have fun with this…)
5. bio test next thursday (i always ace those)
6. at some point, another math test (slightly, but not terribly worried. i need motivation to apply myself in that god damn class anyway)
7. one or two more art quizzes (the hardest most meticulous little shits ever, but she grades them so easy!)
8. probably one more global test. hopefully only one.
9. finals: math (not worried), global (terrified), bio (not worried), spanish?

i’m sure there’s more. screw you school, my mind is 99% shut off and it’s barely mid-may.

stress relief mid-term-paper

9:36:40 PM Stephen: btw, what’s your title?
9:36:43 PM Stephen: to your essay?
9:37:02 PM Liam: “the anal rape orgy that [was] spain’s imperialist rule over cuba”
9:37:27 PM Stephen: calm down, liam. geez, i’m starting to think everything is an absolute orgy to you
9:37:47 PM Stephen: no, really, what is it?
9:38:12 PM Liam: no tengo un titulo
9:39:01 PM Stephen: ahh…i’ve no idea how to write up a title…wait, how do you anally rape a country?
9:40:31 PM Liam: you have to dig a hole in the very center of the capital
9:40:43 PM Liam: and then stick your junk in it
9:40:44 PM Stephen: wait, no let me guess?
9:40:48 PM Stephen: you stick the flag into it
9:40:51 PM Stephen: and unfurl it
9:41:02 PM Stephen: specifically, the spanish flag
9:41:07 PM Liam: :

just gotta do a conclusion then i’m done with the draft

march break? friggin’…

sucks. i have done basically nothing, except entertaining some guests on easter which came a month early. the internet died for three or four days before the verizon people finally got their shit together and came to fix it, not to mention my second bout of walking pneumonia this year (maybe it was bronchitis, but we didn’t go to the doctor and see).

oh, and working on the global outline. i don’t think i’ve ever done a paper that’s motivated me so goddamn little. ms. kudera, if you’re reading this, kindly go die. actually if i survive today and whatever time i have tomorrow, thursday and friday are gonna be okay, but i have a global test on the 3rd and then the first draft of the paper on the 8th. that’s actually an acceptable amount of time, it’s just such an unpleasant prospect. especially because between last year’s awesome term paper (i a-minused that one with minimal effort) and this one, something terrible has happened to my attention span. also, that math test on friday will be the death of me. and i forgot about the impending bio term paper, as well as the art project. the math test ain’t gonna be too fun either.

but you know what? i got into senior jazz ensemble, the hell i’m gonna be fazed by a term paper.

also, i’m spending WAY too much time writing this.

my first electronics experiment last night didn’t go to well–thanks, dad, for your improperly drawn schematic–but i learned that i’m actually pretty good at soldering, so more such experiments will take place in future.

i would love to overhaul “liam’s collexione” once again, but nobody’s been especially funny recently. maybe i’ll put up one or something.

this month has been one of the fastest of my life, in a mostly-but-nowhere-near-entirely good way. i’m temporarily inconvenienced by school, but i’m not totally depressed.

oh, sweet, i can add custom characters?

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liam and stephanie

6/26/07 – 3/4/08

first one ever, eight months

not bad huh

i can’t make sense of what happened today. i think i did the right thing, but we’ll see.

well geeeeeeeeee willikers!

i’m back! after over a month!

my vacation has been mad okay. i got a new ukulele, which is awesome, but i also have to do a bunch of homework, which sucks. i think i’m gonna go hang out on (in?) the upper west side with john, the future canadian hegemon or whatever the hell he calls himself on here. john i know you’re not reading this, but i’m looking forward to some chinese food or something else ballin’ and similar. i been busy flaming people with bad taste in music on youtube and i need some fuel to come up with some creative insults.

damn yo

my posts are down to like one per month or so now.

even ross doesn’t bug me about updating it anymore

maybe i’ll make a comeback though. for now i’ll read through all the old entries and see how much i miss things. sexual. it’s a sex donut, as a matter of fact.

it appears that my number of visitors peaked in march 2007. rather suddenly wondering what i was writing about back then, i went back and read some of it. i’m now highly nostalgic in a not-entirely-good way. however i felt about shit at the time, 8th grade was an awesome year.

friggin CHRISTMAS!!

i got an awesome new gig bag, and also nirvana on mtv unplugged. there were a bunch of other things too but i’m too lazy to remember. i now have $75 worth of gift certificates for barnes & noble, $100 in checks, and $50 in cash.

as you can see, i haven’t been writing that much recently. maybe you guys should START READING this thing.